Two Arab girls, Mia and Duia, once had a good friend named Nas. The three girls galumphed through the wide world of fandom, bandom, and other best-left-unmentioned Internet activities. One day, Nas' mother was diagnosed with breast cancer while she was without health insurance (obviously we are in America) and Mia and Duia had an idea. What if we could put together the awesome powers of all the online communities we knew and tried to raise some money to help for her $7,000/week treatments?
Monday, July 7, 2008
We Are Not Scammers
I was debating whether or not to use the above title for this post. Perhaps it screamed too much of the little kid who stole from the cookie jar and is obviously guilty by his too-loud proclamations of "Not guilty!"
Mia and Duia are twenty-something Semite American women. We enjoy olive oil, the sun, not snow, ridiculous amounts of Italian parsley, and have inherited this stubborn sense of putting ourselves in harm's way for loud family drama and helping our loved ones. In our spare time, when we have any, we enjoy blindsiding white men and pretending we don't hate tanning salons.
We are also available for dates. We prefer them pitted and in big plastic containers.
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